Tuesday 9 August 2011

The world this week

World seems to be quite busy these days. Who says we have too many 24 hours news channel? The way we are making/producing/reproducing and delivering news, I say even 200 more would not be enough.

No one seems to be unemployed these days in Britain. Everyone is busy. Busy rioting on streets and looting basmati rice from Sainsbury's and Tesco. Looks like education is over rated.

Britain's sister concern, US is experiencing Newton's law of gravity, 'what goes up, must come down'. S&P downgraded their rating from XXX to XX err...I mean from AAA to AA+. I never realized that a small change of an English letter to a mathematical symbol can bring such turmoil.

Sample this,

  • Billions have evaporated from world market.
  • Gold is acting as platinum.
  • Oil is coming down at such a rate that it has reached Mumbai shores and
  • Aishwarys Rai is about to produce a baby.
OK. Last one not related.

Back home, things are as cheerful as always.

  • Anna Hazare is burning copies of Jokepal Bill. ( BTW, 2/3rd of India hasn't heard of Lokpal)
  • Kris Srikanth and party is summoning players from caves ( Read RP Singh)
  • Sheila D. is busy justifying the expenditure she has done on beautification ( You moron! Cant even see how clean and green delhi is, post CWG?)
  • Raja and Kanimozhi happily spending time with each other in Tihar playing Dumb Charades.
and you have every right to ask whats the news on Gurgaon front?

It rained two days back.

Cheers!

4 comments:

  1. there is no need to check highlights anywhere else...here they are ;-)

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  2. @Mukul...

    Thanks! I guess ur comments would keep me going!

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  3. @Gaurav - Thanks, now i'll have no regrets for not reading newspaper daily :-)

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